Japan 5 - Togo No Go-al

Best Friends Forever?

This show was over before the popcorn was done. Shinji Okazaki put the game away in the 8th minute by scoring... his second goal of the match, and he wasn't even done for the night. Goal 1 came in the 5th minute when Yasuhito Endo crossed into the box from the left side to find the inside of Okazaki's left boot. Okazaki expertly timed his run, Endo's cross was pinpoint, and then Okazaki made the one touch finish look easy to get the scoring started. Afterward, I witnessed one of the most bizarre goal celebrations I've seen, where Shinji began skipping sideways doing what I can only describe as... a chicken dance. I'm not kidding, it was revolting, surprising, and goofy as hell. The best thing that happened to him was when his fellow comrades swarmed around him to pin his wings... er arms to his body.

3 minutes later, Kengo Nakamura found a wide open space on the left flank and unchallenged, crossed in to find Okazaki "The Chicken Man" who very deftly back heeled the ball behind him with his right foot to find the back of the net. This one was an absolute beauty and probably the best of the match.

In the 11th minute, Takayuki "The Shining" Morimoto received the ball at the center of the top of the box. Being covered tightly by a Togo defender, Mori used his strength to turn on both defender and ball and slotted home for his first goal for the national squad to put Japan 3 ahead. Morimoto's body use looked very similar to how the 2nd goal of the Scotland match came to fruition when his shot deflected into the waiting Keisuke Honda.

Honda would bag a late deflection goal mimicking his last one against Scotland and finish off the scoring, but not before "Chicken Man" would get his hat trick in the 66th minute off a well placed header from a Makoto Hasebe cross. To my mixed emotion of disgust/delight he proceeds to grace us with an encore of the Chicken Dance! You can watch the match highlights here, but watch from 4:22 - 4:30 to get a really good look at Chicken Madness.

My Match Thoughts:

The Chicken Man - needs to develop much better dance moves if he's going to be scoring goals in bunches. Two hat tricks within a week... that can only be described as a striker's wet dream. Looking at his numbers that gives Okazaki 14 goals in 18 matches for a strike rate of .778 goals per match. Unreal figures that none of us can expect for him to keep up, and against better competition (as in real WC matches), I'd say 3 goals from the entire team let alone one man would be plentiful.

Hm, maybe Okazaki could drop the Chicken Dance and take up ballet

To get an idea of how impressive his current strike rate is, let us take a look at some other world class perennial strikers to see what their numbers are for their respective nations.

• Shinji Okazaki - Japan 14/18 .778

• David Villa - Spain 33/52 .635

• Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Sweden 22/59 .373

• Luis Fabiano - Brazil 25/33 .758

• Cristiano Ronaldo - Portugal 22/68 .324

• Wayne Rooney - England 25/55 .455

• Lionel Messi - Argentina 14/40 .350

• Samuel Eto'o - Cameroon 41/86 .477
  

So there you go, I know that this is just a make shift list with current players that I feel are always going to score for their nations. The statistics buffs out there are going to tell me that 18 matches isn't a fair sample size to judge against people who have played more matches. They'll tell me that if a player scores 3 goals in his debut than he would have a strike rate of 3.00 at the time. Trust me, I understand. I am just pointing out that at the moment, Okazaki is looking damn good, with only Luis Fabiano behind him with 25/33 for a very impressive .758 goals per match.

And just for kicks, here is one more player of interest, that's right the sushi bomber:

• Naohiro Takahara - Japan 23/57 .404

Makoto Hasebe, the Unsung Hero - Hasebe plays the unglamorous defensive midfield position, and thus will only score goals on occasion. He may be overlooked often and under-appreciated but take notice folks, Hasebe is integral player to Japan's success. For years, fans have glorified Shunsuke Nakamura and Yasuhito Endo as Japan's midfield backbone. However, there is a reason why Hasebe's name has shown consistently on the squad list in recent international competition, and why he is a first team regular for Champions League team Vfl Wolfsburg. He tackles hard, plays with heart, and always seems hungry to improve. If you watch the highlight video, and can understand Japanese, there is an on pitch interview with Hasebe.

Interviewer: "You really ran a lot today didn't you?"
Hasebe: "No, that is not the case. I need to run more."

I love that attitude, and you cant tell that he means it. There was an interesting aspect of the broadcast that measured how much each player had run. By the account of the measuring device, Hasebe had clearly run more than any other player. He was then asked:

Interviewer: "You say that you need to run more, but you ran the most today didn't you?"
Hasebe: "No, I don't believe so."

You have to love that in an athlete regardless of position or even sport for that matter.

Again, Why the 4-5-1? - After securing a large lead, Okada made several substitutions and instated his well liked 4-5-1 formation. I have stated my disdain for this formation, when Japan looks much more fluid in the 4-4-2, but I can understand that Okada would want to play slightly more defensive after gaining a lead. It seems like good coaching and I don't have a problem with dropping a striker for a midfielder when we are up by 3 goals. However, in Okada's 4-5-1 formation, he still plays 4 midfielders and two strikers with one striker playing midfield. Today, that role was given to Yoshito Okubo who looked out of sorts and was largely invisible in the match. If Okada wants to play a 4-5-1, bring in another midfielder like Inamoto, Matsui, Hashimoto... midfield is our deepest position, utilize it.

When Okada made his changes, one of the announcers suggested that the new formation could look like:

Okubo - Okazaki

Honda

K. Nakamura - S. Nakamura

Hasebe

Awesome, right? Hasebe playing lone DMF; Honda playing AMF/SS. Looks really good to me, but no, Okada ignores the announcer as much as he ignores me.

South Africa - We play them next in one months time. South Africa have clinched a place in the World Cup by default, and will be the first WC team we have played since last months 3-0 loss to the Netherlands. While the South Africans don't have the world class punch that the Netherlands pack, they will prove to be a much better test than our recent competition. We have beaten our last 3 opponents by a 13-0 margin. That statistic blew away my expectations and I hope and believe that we can carry on our success to next month's match and beyond.

For once, our striker position seems solid with the emergence of Okazaki and Morimoto. If we have any question marks that linger, it would still be our 2 center backs that may need improvement if we are to reach our Semi-Final goal next June. But for now, no complaints here. All is well in the football realm of the Nihon Daihyo.

Oh, except one thing. Cluck Cluck.

Damn.